接下来是，掌声欢迎，DJ 飞腾 Coming up next,i want you to give a warm。welcome to dj phantom.
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我真的为你骄傲，兄弟 I'm really proud of you, mate.
谢谢你，兄弟 Great set mister oakenfold.Thank you, man.
让我们摇滚起来，飞腾 Let's rock this house,phantom.
我的好兄弟 That's my boy.
拜托 Come on.
撸sir,撸sir - Loser! Loser!
关键时刻，别掉链子，别啊... Not now, come on.No, no, no, no, no.
糟糕 Shit.
罗根-妈，别，你不能这样 -Logan.-Mom, no, you can't.
我正在混音中啊 I was in the middle of a mix.
敲门了吗？ Is knocking asking for too much?
噢，我敲了，你爸也敲了 Oh, I did knock,and so did your father.
这样还能听到其他的真是谢天谢地了。 Good luck hearing anything over that.
什么时候你才打算不在这些DJ事情上 When are you going to stop wasting your time
浪费时间了？ with all this dj stuff?
你只需要知道，这些DJ的事情 Just so you know,this dj stuff
可以赚很多钱 could make me a lot of money,
如果这是你担心的方面的话 if that's what you're worried about.
特百惠的排队上 Just like my tupperware parties.
可以赚一万五美刀一晚 You can make $15,000 dollars a night.
但是斯坦福大学并没有你这个DJ专业 Stanford does not offer a major in deejaying.
这就是你上来的原因？ Is there a reason you're up here,
还是你只是为了破坏我的希望和梦想？ or are you just up here to crush all my hopes and dreams?
宝贝，你爸希望知道 Honey,your father wants to know
你有没有碰他的车 if you were anywhere near his car.
没有。-那是布莱克碰了？ - No.- Was Blake?
罗根，离你爸的保时捷远一点 Logan, stay away from the Porsche
不然你爸会宰了你 or your father will kill you.
他非常在意他的车 He's funny about his car.
我希望你保持房间整洁 I'd like you to keep your room cleaner.
好的。-你知道 - Yeah.- And you know,
我有看到这些黄黄的照片 I'm noticing these nudie photos.
布莱克也挂了这些没？ Is Blake putting those up?
是的，妈，这都是布莱克给我的 Yeah, mom.It's all Blake.
我曾经也像这照片一样。 I used to look like that.
不要这样子 No. No. No. No.
罗根，我的网站需要一些劲爆的视频 Logan, my website needs production value.
需要你献出你的童贞吗 You need to lose your virginity.
我们需要这辆车 We need this car.
兄弟，别碰，别碰它 Dude, don't touch it.Don't touch it.
我爸会宰了我们的 My dad will kill us.
如果我们开保时捷去，她会注意到我们的 She's not going to care if I show up in a Porsche.
说真，布莱克，别动了 Seriously, Blake.Fucking stop.
我认真的，兄弟别动了 Seriously, dude,fucking stop.
好吧，别紧张，别紧张 Okay, relax.Relax, okay? Relax.
放松点，好吧，深呼吸 Take it easy, all right?Take a deep breath.
闭上眼睛，想象你和丽娜在这个车里。 Close your eyes.Imagine you and Lina in this car.
风吹动着她的头发 There's wind blowing through her hair.
她的手放在你的档把上 Her hand is on your gearshift.
音乐从低音炮的发出 Music is blaring through the subwoofers.
我已经为她做了一首混音 I have been making her a mix.
当然你做了，你知道为什么吗？ Of course you have.And you know why?
这样你就能今晚在你车里放给她听了。 So you can play it for her in this car tonight.
展示你牛逼的DJ技巧 You show off your bad-ass dj skills.
维基-维基 "Wiki-wiki!"
环抱着她，把你的童贞给她 Spin her around,dj all over her vagina.
下身在摇动 A little Booty action.
不 No.
罗根，我们在学前班就是最好的朋友了。 Logan, we have been best friends since pre-school.
最要好的死党 Original juice box buddies.
我都能从你的篮球裤下面看到你鸡鸡有多大 I know how big your penis is through your basketball shorts.
我能像拍照一样画出来 I could sketch it like a mug shot.
难道我有误导过你？ Have I ever misguided you?
这就是命运，这个时候不能娘炮 This is fate.Don't pussy out now.
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哇 Whoo!
琳娜，斯蒂芬尼 Lina. Stephanie.
嘿，大伙-多么惊喜 - Both: Hey.- What a surprise.
我都不知道你们也会来 I didn't think you guys were coming.
嘿，想来根大麻不？ Hey, wanna smoke some weed?
试试这根加州黄金？ How about some California gold?
哦，天啊-特意为你准备的 - Oh, my god.- That's just for you.
太棒了-我也为你准备了一根 - This is awesome.- I've got one for you, too.
哇，那是罗根吗？ Whoa, is that Logan?
尤金，帮我拍下来，拍下来 Eugene, film this.Film this, film this.
啊 Ooh!
哥们，这一点都不搞笑，不搞笑 Dude, that's not funny.That's not funny.
不搞笑，这么做 That's not funny.Don't do that.
哥们，任务完成了 Dude, dude!Mission accomplished.
任务完成了，看你右边 Mission accomplished.Look to your right!
罗根，你保时捷哪来的？ Logan, where'd you get the Porsche?
任务就是让琳娜注意到你 Yeah, the mission was to get Lina to notice you
现在她正看着你呢 and she's looking right at you.
她需要你 She wants you.
去那边，跟她说话 Go in there and go talk to her.
走，我们进去-走 - Let's go inside. - Go.
我要行动起来，就是今晚 I'm going to do it.Tonight's the night.
嗯 Yeah.
看好车，布莱克 Watch the car, Blake.
我会目不转睛的帮你盯着车 I will not take my eyes off of it.
你一定要看好车，布莱克-别跟我说了 - You watch the car, Blake.- Stop talking to me.
跟她去聊天。尤金，你拍到了没？ Go talk to her.Eugene, did you get that?
嗯，我都拍到了-太好了 - Yes, I got it all.- Yes!
喝！喝！ Boys: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
耶 - Yeah!
哦，天啊，这简直就是高中生的派对 Oh, my god.High school parties.
我都等不及放春假了，那一定会很好玩 I can't wait for spring break.It's going to be so cool.
去玩一些真正好玩的 Please, to do anything seriously fun,
我们跑出美国去做一些好玩的 we have to get out of the United States of can't do anything.
你和阿什真的要去巴雅尔塔？ You and ash are really going to go to puerto vallarta?
是啊，你也应该跟我们一起去，肯定会很好玩 Yes, and so should you.It's gonna be so much fun.
更好的帅哥，更好的酒，更好的音乐 Better boys.Better booze. Better music.
我说，这是什么鬼？我都不想跳舞了 I mean, what is this shit? I can't even dance to it.
我知道。我们离开这里吧。 Lina: I know.Let's get out of here.
嘿，怎么样？巴雅尔塔？ Hey. What's up?Puerto vallarta, huh?
真棒，那是在墨西哥，对不？ That's cool.That's Mexico, right?
你去过？-没有 - Have you ever been?- No.
哦，天啊，肯定很好玩 Oh, my gosh.It is so much fun.
你应该跟我一起去，绝对让你难忘 You should totally come with us.It's going to be epic.
喝！喝！-真的？ - Boys: Drink, drink, drink! - Really?
哦，天啊，这个排队真糟糕 Oh, my god. This party officially sucks.
我们可以去大学生的排队吗？ Can we please just get to the college party?
哦，好的 Oh, yes. Please!
罗根，你介意载我们去吗？ Oh, Logan,would you mind driving us?
恩恩，这个- Yeah. Yeah, no, that's--
这个没问题，很好 yeah, I can do that.That's cool.
哦，非常感谢你 Oh, my gosh.Thank you so much.
你太好了 You're so sweet.
金特尔，金特尔，哦 Gentle. Gentle. Oh!
把他扔远点，好吗 Just throw him over, huh?
好，再来一杯 Oh, yeah. Shots! Shots!
嘿，在这等我一下 Hey, just excuse me one second.
布莱克，我说过要你看着车的 Blake! Blake! I told you to watch the car.
我都没看过其他地方除了你的车 I have not taken my eyes off of it.
让他们走开 Just get them off.
我要载琳娜去另一个派对 I'm driving Lina to another party.
太好了，拿下这个 Yes! Okay. Hold this.
女士们，尤金，你们任务完成了 Ladies, Eugene,you guys are done.
马上好了-超级处女过来了 - Just a sec.- Super virgin coming through.
谢谢你们，尤金，你任务完成了，可以走了 Thank you very much.Eugene, you are done.Get out of here.
天啊-哦天 - Girl: Jeez.- Oh, god.
对不起，都是这些虾饼惹的祸 I'm so sorry.It was those shrimp tacos.
没事没事 You know what?It's fine.
别担心，我们再找一辆车 Don't worry about it.We'll get another ride.
别别别别，没事的 No. No, no, no, no.This is fine.
我马上弄干净 I can clean this up--
没事，别担心 it's fine.Don't worry about it.
哦，嘿，乔希，我们能坐个顺风车吗？-没问题，跳上来 - Oh, hey, Josh!Can I get a ride?- Sure, jump in.
你们要去兄弟会的排队吗？-太好了 - Are you going to the frat party? - Of course.
拜拜-还是谢谢你，罗根 - Bye!- Thanks anyway, Logan!
我去拿几条毛巾出来 I'll get ussome paper towels.
我本来是要用保时捷载着她去的 I was actually going togive her a ride--in the Porsche.
打开它 - Let's turn it up.
老兄，如果我爸醒来了，他会宰了我们的 Dude, if my dad wakes up,he'll kill us.
天啊，你真娘炮 Jesus, you're pussy.
你真的太喜欢说这个词了 You like saying that word too much.
那是因为会让你软弱，娘炮 Well, that's because it takes away the power. Pussy.
娘炮，娘炮，娘炮，娘炮，娘炮， Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy,pussy, pussy, pussy!
我真的想触碰她的“妹妹” I just want to touch her pussy! Pussy!
哦，糟了，我必须倒进去-娘炮，娘炮 - Oh, shit.I've got to back it in.- Pussy, pussy!
哦，糟了 Oh, fuck.
大哥，这真的不是我的错 Dude, this is so not my fault.
你到底在想什么-对不起 - What were you thinking?- I'm sorry.
是的，你应该抱歉，你被禁足了 Damn right, you're sorry,because you are grounded.
没有春假了-妈，别啊，别 - No spring break. - Mom, no, no, no.
布莱克和我已经策划这个春假旅行快一年了。 Blake and I have beenp lanning this trip for almost a year.
那你就应该有想过后果 Then you should have thought about that
在偷你爸的车之前 before you stole your father's car.
但是巡游的票是不能退款的 The cruise tickets are non-refundable.
我已经攒了这么多钱 I've been saving up a lot of money.
我们不能让这些钱就这么浪费了 We can't let that go to waste.
好吧，你是对的 Well, you're right.
我们家庭没有浪费的习惯，我们回收再利用 We're not a wasteful family.We recycle.
那么 Which is why...
我们让你在家看一周的房子 We're going to let you house-sit for a week.
啊？-看房子？ - Huh?- House sit?
那你们去哪？ Where are you two going?
听好了，你妈希望我们为你赚回 Listen, your mom wants us to pay you back
这些巡游的票 for those cruise tickets,
那么这里就是 so here's what's left
在你在保时捷清洗上花费后剩下的 after the cleaning costs on the Porsche.
谢谢-不客气 - Thanks.- Welcome.
你妈也认为我应该给你个机会 Your mom also thinks that i should give you a chance
去赚回我的信任，你先坐 to earn back my trust, so have a seat.
罗根，你爷爷是一个伟大的人 Logan, your grandfatherwas a great man.
他善良，诚实 He was kind,and he was honest,
觉得值得信任 and totally trustworthy.
这些品行让他的父亲也很看重 And those qualities so impressed his father
然后给了你爷爷一块漂亮的劳力士手表 that he was given a beautiful rolex watch.
当他想为他的这些品行 And when he thought that I demonstrated
给我做个示范的时候 those qualities of trust and responsibility,
他把劳力士给了我 he gave the rolex to me.
问题是 Problem is,
我并不认为你已经准备好 I don't think you've demonstrated
我用这个方式给你示范了 those qualities at all.
但是这块劳力士在珠宝店 But the rolex is at the jewelers.
已经清洗干净了 It's being cleaned.
我不会送给你 I'm not giving it to you.
我只是希望你去拿回来 I just want you to pick it up.
真的？ Really?
你认为你能做到吗？ You think you can handle that?
没问题，爸，可以的 Of course, dad. Yeah.
我可以做到，我保证 I can handle it.I promise.
好，我们会在周日回来 Now, we'll be back Sunday.
我不希望布莱克过来 I don't want Blake coming over,
这里是一张要做的清单 and here is a to-do list.
我希望上面的每一件事你都能完成 I want every one of these done.
贾尼丝，我想这不是个好主意 Janis,i think that's a bad idea.
肯特，关于这个信任的锻炼我们已经商量好了 Kent, we discussed this trust exercise.
罗根会向我们展示 Logan gets to show us
他是一个负责任的年轻人 that he can be a responsible young man.
我会想你的-好的 - I'm going to miss you.- Okay.
真的要这样？-门都关了还说？ - This is really happening?- Why talk to a closed door?
你已经拿到我的票了？-进去开始按清单做事 - You're taking my tickets?- Go inside and start the list.
保管好我的表 Take care of that watch.
我不相信他们拿走了我的票 I can't believe they took our cruise tickets.
好吧，至少他们给了我们一些补偿 Yeah, well, at least they paid us back.
但是那是我们的春假 But that was our spring break.
我们才应该是在游轮甲板上裸着的，不是你爸妈 We should be the ones frolicking naked on deck,not your parents.
需要你在这里签名，罗根 Need you to sign right here, Logan.
好的 Yes, sir.
漂亮的钟表 Blake: Sweet timepiece.
1962年的劳力士潜水表 1962 rolex submariner.
全防磁 Total chick magnet.
你能告诉他没有表 Can you please tell him that no watch
能为一个男孩勾泡一个妞？拜托 is going to get a guy a girl? Come on.
你以为我这是为了什么？亲爱的 Why do you think I do this?Honey?
你们保管好这个？-好的 - Could you deposit this?- Okay.
那是谁？-我女朋友 - Who's that?- My girlfriend.
怀理宝贝，这是给你的 Woman: Willie, babe. It's for you.
抱歉， Excuse me, guys.
戴上它-不 - Put it on. - No.
戴上它，又不会有什么损伤 Just put it on.What can it hurt?
好吧，我戴上 Fine.I'm putting on the watch.
你高兴了？-哦，很好 - You happy? Okay. - Oh, yeah.
琳娜会喜欢这样的，我们应该让她看到 Lina would love that.We should go show it to her.
让我们一路 Yeah, let's go all the way
杀到巴雅尔塔给她看你的表 down to puerto vallarta to show Lina a watch.
墨西哥？大哥，太聪明了 Mexico?Dude, that's brilliant.
这比巡游好多了 That's way better than a cruise.
巴雅尔塔是浪漫的天堂 Puerto vallarta is a romantic paradise.
你想跟琳娜在一起有多少年了 How many years have you been trying to get with Lina,
突然她就臣服于你的胯下 and suddenly this just falls into your lap?
兄弟，我们还有积蓄 Dude, we have the funds.
琳娜算是给你邀请了 Lina practically gave you the invite.
这就是命运，我的朋友 This is fate, my friend.
命运？还记得你说的关于那一晚？看看都发生了什么 Fate? Remember you said that the other night? Look what happened.
那是因为命运在你身上还有其它安排 That's because fate had something else for you in mind.
安排你去墨西哥 Fate had this.
琳娜在墨西哥昏暗的灯光下是多么美艳 Lina would look amazing in that dusky Mexican light.
好，好，我这就去在网上订票 Yes! Yes. I'll book us a package online.
我还有一张要做的清单-只是一张清单 - I still have that whole to-do list.- It's a to-do list.
我们一起顶多两个小时就能搞定了 We'll get it done in a couple of hours, tops.
兄弟，如果我们不去的话 Dude, if we don't do this,
我们会终身遗憾的 we will regret it for the rest of our lives.
哦，我能见你们父母吗？ Whoo. Hola, mamacitas!Can I meet your parents?
我只是想恭喜他们 I just want to congratulate them.
撸sir-哦，天啊 - Girl: Losers. - Oh, my god.
这就是你破冰的方法，罗密欧？ Logan:That's your way to breakthe ice, Romeo?
兄弟，妹纸喜欢你说脏话，这很完美。 Blake:Dude, girls love it when you talk dirty. It's perfect.
性爱不礼貌，很肮脏、很污秽 Sex is not polite.It's sloppy, it's dirty.
嗯，好，你是个笨蛋-少一点负能量 - Yeah, okay.You're an idiot.- Lose the negativity.
开始我们的春假 We are on spring break.
你得从我这里学上一课 You should take a little lesson from me.
好吧，这很好 Logan:Okay, that was pretty good.
好 Okay.
我不知道选哪个 I don't know which one to choose.
我们随机选一辆？ I mean, do we just pick one random?
嘿，伙计，你们是罗根和布莱克吧？是，是你们 Hey, guys!Are you Logan and Blake?Yeah? You are?
是，我们是，你又是谁？ Yeah, we are.Um, who are you?
酒店叫我来接你们的 The hotel sent me to pick you up
来啊，上车 come on, come on.Come on, come on!
你们是非常特殊的宾客，嗯？ You are very special guests, eh?
特殊宾客？你做了啥？ Special guests?What did you do?
让我们有一个完美的旅程 Got us a really bitching tour.
上车，上车 Come in, come in!Come in.
我们绑在一起了，宝贝 Blake:I hooked us up, baby!
欢迎来到墨西哥，欢迎 Welcome to Mexico, guys!Welcome.
朋友，我名字是初一，需要我带你们去哪？ Amigos, my name is chuy. Where can I take you?
你不是说酒店派你来的？ I though you said the hotel sent you.
没，没有，你们需要一辆出租，不是吗？ No. Not really.You needed a taxi, no?
初一得帮你们-你怎么知道我们名字的 - Chuy to the rescue.- How did you know our names?
初一在巴雅尔塔 Because chuy knows everything
啥都知道 in puerto vallarta.
美洲假日酒店-出发咯 - Fiesta americana.- Let's go.
你怎么知道我们名字的？我还是搞不懂 How did you know our names?I still don't understand.
这个家伙就是个墨西哥绝地武士。 This guy's a Mexican jedi.
这就是巴雅尔塔 This is vallarta!
美丽的海滨小城 Land of the beautiful beaches.
什么风把你们吹到这里来了？朋友 So, what brings you here,amigos?
我只是过来为我的网站找点素材，www.blakejob.Com I'm here for material for my website, blakejob.Com
我需要拍一些高质量的美臀 I want to film some quality Booty.
那你呢？小伙伴 What about you, guerito?
他过来找他的女神，她的名字叫琳娜 He's here for his dream girl.Her name is Lina.
她很美-琳娜，哦 - She's all right.- Chuy: Lina. Huh.
看车啊，哦， Watch out! Oh, shit!
哦-看车，看车 - Oh!- Look, look!
嘿，美女，笑一个 Hey! Ladies! Smile!
嘿，她们都是我表亲 Hey, they're my cousins.
哈，你的表亲哈，屁才信你 Yeah, your fucking cousin,my ass.
那么，你是过来找女孩的 Chuy: So, you came to see a girl.
是的，非常特别的一个女孩 Logan: Yeah. It's a special girl.
哦，这里有的是特别的女孩，我的朋友 Oh! Here we have many special girls, amigo.
坐好了，伙计-哦吼 - Hold on, guys.- Whoa!
哦-哦，操蛋 - Oh!- Blake: Oh, shit.
我们到了 We have arrived.
好的，50美刀，伙计 Okay, that would be fifty dollars, guy.
五十美刀？-是的 - Fifty dollars?- Yeah.
没门 No way, man.
好吧，20好吧？好吧，这可以 Okay, twenty, all right?Okay, fine.
但是初一还有个提议， But chuy make you deal, huh?
200美金我给你们开一周车 I drive you all week for only $200.
200美金？-是的 - $200?- Yeah.
不，太多钱了 No, that's too much money.
在你来说不多吧？戴劳力士的先生？ Not for you, right,mister rolex?
这不是我的，这是我爸的 This isn't mine.It's my dad's.
我只是保管一下 I'm just keeping it safe.
没问题，我的朋友，没问题 No problem, amigos.No problem.
只要记得，你想要什么都可以找初一 Just remember,you want anything,you ask chuy.
我7天24小时为你们服务 I get for you 24-7.
什么都可以，什么都行 Anything at all, okay? Anything at all.
记得打电话找我 Call me. Call me.
看啊，这就是天堂 Blake:Look at this shit.This is heaven.
哇 Wow.
哇，她们哪里都是 Blake: What? They're everywhere.
拜托，先等我们订好房间再说？ Come on, can we at least get our room first?
等一下 Later!
欢迎来到巴雅尔塔 Welcome to puerto vallarta.
你们准备好比基尼比赛了没？ Emcee: Are you ready for the bikini contest?
巴雅尔塔，墨西哥，春假 Puerto vallarta, Mexico, spring break!
让我听到你们的欢呼声 Let me hear you make some noise!
我们的比赛者，6号 Our next contestant, number six.
哦，天啊，看那里 Oh, my god, look at that--
哇哦，太美了 oh, wow.That is amazing.
上来吧，7号选手 Give it up for number seven.
哦，摇摆吧，摇摆 Oh, yeah, baby. Shake it, shake it, shake it.
看看这些动人的曲线 Check out those curves.
是的，别担心 Yeah, yeah, don't worry.
我们还有更多的女孩将要上来 We've got more girls coming. More girls coming up.
这就对了，看我们的8号选手 That's right, now we have contestant number eight.
哦，我恨我的工作 Oh, I hate my job.
我们最后一个选手 Our final contestant,
一路从迈阿密沙滩走过来的第9号 all the way from Miami beach, number nine.
快看，快闻 Check her out! Just smoking.
大家快看，看上面的包厢 Guys, check it out. Look up to the balcony!
哦，天啊-太棒了 - Oh, my god. - Yes!
脱掉，脱掉，脱掉 Boys: Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
哦天啊，脱掉，美女 Emcee: Oh, my god. Take it off, lades!
墨西哥发生什么了，呆在墨西哥 What happens in Mexico, stays in Mexico!
爽到家了，爽到家了 I'm home. I'm home.
春假，让我听到你们的声音 Spring break, let me hear you make some noise!
快看 Check this out.
额？额？-恩恩 - Eh? Eh? - Mmm. Mmm.
她也在这 And... she's here.
网站上知道她今晚去哪 And the blakejob knows where she's going tonight.
你知道泡沫趴？ Can you say foam party?
泡沫趴在哪？ Donde esta foam party?
我们没房间了-什么，怎么会啊？ - We don't have a room. - What? How can that be?
我在网上订好了啊-你确定？ - I got us a package online.- Did you?
跟我学着点，罗根 Watch and learn, Logan.
注意看和学 Watch and learn.
你好 Excuse me.
是不是哪个地方出错了 There must have been some kind of mistake.
这是我们的确认邮件 This is our email confirmation.
你看，上面写的游客信息不存在 As you can see,totally bitchin tours doesn't exist.
我觉得你们被骗了 I believe you've been scammed.
你能再核实一下嘛？ Can you just double-check that for us?
我已经再次核实过了 I've checked twice already.
美女，我们哪也不去 Miss, we are not going anywhere.
除非你想 So unless you want
看到出现一些不愉快的场景 to cause a scene of thorough unpleasantness--
天啊，海鲜中毒了 god, shrimp food poisoning.
别这样，停下，对不起 Stop it. Stop it.I'm sorry.
一颗星评价 One star yelp review.
我建议你声音小点 I suggest you lower your voice.
好的，我建议你给我们找个房间 Well, I suggest that you get somebody
要不我就吐出来 to show us to our room now or I will vomit!
你不能扔我们出来，我们是美国公民 You can't throw us out,we're Americans!
美国人，美国人 Americano! Americano!
哦，天啊-草泥马 - Oh, my god!- Fuck.
操蛋-草泥马 - Shit!- Ah, fuck.
“如果我们不来，我们会-” "If we don't do this,we'll regret this
“遗憾终生” for the rest of our lives."
“这是命运在试探你” "This is fate testing you."
我怎么能这样蠢呢？草泥马 How could I be so stupid? Fuck.
我们再找一个酒店，好嘛 We'll find another hotel, okay?
那我们拿什么付房费？ How are we going to pay for it?
或者我们可以跟琳娜呆一起 Maybe we could stay with Lina.
当然，“嗨，琳娜” Yeah. "Hi, Lina.
我一直跟着你来到墨西哥 I stalked you all the way to Mexico.
我们没有开到房间 I don't have a room.
我和布莱克能跟你住一起不？ Can Blake and i stay with you?"
不然你还能怎么做？ What else do you want to do, dude?
难道你想睡在沙滩上？ You want to sleep on the beach?
命运 Fate.
朋友，你真幸运 Chuy: Amigos, you're in luck.
西斯托找了一个很棒的房间给你们 Sixto find a great room for you.
你看，你看，洗衣机 Look, look!"Washes machines."
浴巾，苏珊 Towels. Sauna.
嘿，普利玛，你好 Hey, prima! Hola!
她是我的表亲 My cousin lupita.
嘿，别碰她，好吗 Hey, don't touch her, okay?
过来，过来，小伙伴 Come on!Come on, guys.
欢迎来到VIP房 Hey, welcome to the vip section.
快来 Come on!
嘿，抱歉，伙计 Chuy: Hey, sorry, guys.
你睡这里 You sleep here,
你们在这里休息 and you rest here for--
没有问题的，朋友 no problem, guys,no problem.
这个是我表亲 This is my cousin.
你看，看啊，这个床 Look, look! The bed!
超级舒服 Muy comfortable.
这么好，只要你们一百块 Come on, then. All for only a hundred.
一百比索？很划算 A hundred pesos?That's cool.
不不，一百美刀 No, no.A hundred dollars.
什么，这样要一百美刀？-恩恩 - What? For this?- Yeah, yeah.
你还能得到这个，看 You also get this, look?
初一通行手带 Chuy wristband, eh?
你能通行在各种酒吧，各种畅饮-哦，天啊 All you can drink,entrance to clubs--oh, my god.
这是巴雅尔塔最划算的交易了 The best deal in puerto vallarta.
初一从不说谎，从不 Chuy never lies.Never.
事实是这样的，我们确实很缺钱 The thing is,we're really low on cash.
我知道了，伙计，好吧，好吧 I know, guys.Okay, okay.
好吧，伙伴们 Okay, okay, okay.Okay, guy.
我喜欢你们，这样 I like you, so...
房间手带我都给你们，只要50美刀 I give you everything for $50.
成交-好的 - Done.- Yeah?
好的-50块，还有这个 - Yeah.- Okay, 50, and this.
和这个什么？-你的衣服 - And this what?- Your shirt.
我衣服，他要我衣服 My shirt.He wants my shirt.
把你衣服脱下来给他-他要我的衣服 - Give him the shirt.- He wants my shirt.
这反正是一件脏衣服。给他吧 It's a shitty shirt anyways. Give it to him.
好好，初一 Okay. Okay, chuy.
很好很好，初一 Great, great, chuy.
衣服和50刀，对不？ Okay.Shirt and $50, right?
好，给你 Yeah, here you go.
好的，兄弟们 Okay, guys!
享受你们客房 Enjoy your stay.
好吧，那到底怎么样才能让琳娜 Logan: Okay, so how exactly do I get Lina
带着我去她房间？ to take me back to her room?
因为她绝对不能来我们这里 Because she's definitely not coming back to ours.
从深水炸弹开始， It starts with jager bombs,
然后必须有充足的自信 and then it starts with bold confidence.
你再直接过去告诉她 Then you just straight up tell her,
让我们去你的房间 "let's go back to your place."
就这样告诉她？-是的 - I just tell her?- Yeah.
告诉她你和我一起住 Tell her you're rooming with me
而且我已经对房间有自己的安排了 and I've already got plans to take the room.
很好-很好 - That's good.- That's great.
棒极了-好吧 - Fantastic.- All right.
哦哈-就是这里了 - Whoa. - This is the place.
好的，让我们实行计划 Okay.Yeah, let's do this.
早了，看样子进不去 Holy shit,it looks packed.
你真的认为这个手带能起作用？ You really think these are going to work?
我们去试一下，来 We're about to find out.Come on.
打扰了，打扰了 Blake:Excuse me. Excuse me.
让我进去，打扰了 - Boy: Let me in. - Boy #2: Excuse me!
打扰了 Excuse me.
认识初一？-是的 - ...chuy? - Yeah!
好的，朋友 Okay, amigos.
你们让我进去 Girl: You're going to let them in?
拜托，让我进去，初一是我表亲 Boy:Come on, man, let me in.Chuy's my cousin.
我也认识初一，他是我男朋友 Girl:I know chuy, too.He's my boyfriend!
现在你相信我了？-什么？ - Now do you believe me?- What?
命运的安排-我真不能相信这个真可以起作用 - Fate!- I can't believe it worked.
初一！太好了 Chuy! Yes! Yes!
哦，我的个神 Blake:Oh, my god.
拿着 Behold...
娘炮的力量 The power of the pussy!
女士们，先生们 Emcee: Ladies and gentlemen...
我们踩着鼓点 We hit turbulence!
哇哦--制造一点声音 - Whoo!- Make some noise!
让我们去找琳娜-墨西哥 - Let's go find Lina.- Mexico!
那是史蒂芬.傲基。那是史蒂芬.傲基！ That's Steve aoki.That's Steve aoki!
一二三，傲基跳 One, two, three!Aoki jump!
哇哦 Whoo!
Viva vallarta!
去开房-这太棒了，美妙 - Get a room!- This is awesome!Amazing!
这太疯狂了，啊哟 This is madness.Oh, shit.
对不起-没事 - I'm sorry.- That's okay.
让我给你买杯新的-这是免费酒吧，手表不错哦 - Let me buy you a new one.- Open bar. Nice watch.
大哥，我就跟你说 Dude! I told you.
妹纸们会看手表 Chicks dig the watch.
我们踩着鼓点 We hit turbulence!
你是摇滚明星 You're a rock star!
看到没？命运的安排 See? Fate!
听啊 Listen to the man.
你得采取一些行动，美女 You should get some action, girl.
这里这么多帅哥 So many hot guys here.
哦，那里有桌子 Blake:Oh, there goes the table.
天啊-不 - Holy--- no!
哦，我没有拍到那个 Oh, shit,i wasn't filming that.
去叫她再来一次 Go ask her to do it again.
她还好吗？拜托 Is she okay? Come on.
谁准备好来个满脸蛋糕了？你？ Emcee: Who's ready for the cake face? You?
你？ You?
我来，谢谢，我来 I got it. Thanks. I got it.
嘿，我扶着你 Hi. Come on, I got you.
我的头-你还好么？ - My head. - Are you okay?
让我走，我要尿了 Let me go.I gotta pee.
什么？大哥 What? Dude.
太好了-你拍够了吧 - Yes!- Enough with the camera.
拜托，看其他地方，她可是个女生，别看了- Come on. Look away,she's a lady. Stop--
她现在不再那么淑女了 Blake:She's not that much of a lady anymore.
你能不能别--她会很感谢 - Please, can you not-- - she'll appreciate--
你能不能别这样？ Logan: Please. Can you please not?
你醉了！-罗根 - Girl: You're drunk!- Logan?
你跟着我过来的？ You followed me?
你真好 That's so sweet.
嗨，-你得走了 - Hi, "Josue." - Okay, you gotta go.
我要去睡觉了，拜拜 I'm going night-night.Bye, bye-bye.
墨西哥昏暗的灯光啊 So much for that dusky Mexican light.
我们得帮她 We've got to help her.
谢谢你，墨西哥，我爱你 Thank you, Mexico!I love you!
再见 Hasta la vista!
谢谢史蒂芬.傲基 Emcee: Give it up for Steve aoki.
准备好湿身比赛 Get ready for the wet t-shirt contest.
躁动起来，兄弟姐妹们 Make some noise, people!
干杯-什么，不 - A toast.- What? No!
不，琳娜，好的 No, Lina! Okay.
别那样做 Just don't do that.
跟我来，让我把你放到床上去 Come with me.Let's get you to bed.
罗根？-啊？ - Logan? - Yeah?
我想问你一个问题-你问吧 - Let me ask you something.- Okay.
你知道有些人是命中注定的那一个，是吧？ You know when someoneis the one, right?
恩恩 Mm-hmm.
但是你不能与之对抗 And you just--you can't fight it.
你不能与之对抗因为你必须得跟真命天子在一起 You can't fight it because you have to be with the one.
是的，没错 Yeah, exactly.
那为什么康纳不能来找到我呢 Then why didn't Connor come find me?
哦，草泥马 Ah, fuck! Ow!
哦，艹，艹 Ow, fuck. Ow! Fuck!
相信你，谢谢你，我很抱歉 Thank you, man.Thank you. Sorry.
我很抱歉，谁是康纳？ I'm sorry.Who's Connor?
我跟他说了我会到这里来 I told him that I'd be here,
为什么他就找不到我呢 so why didn't he come find me?
好吧 Okay.
我相信他只是迷路了，这是个大城市 I'm sure he just got lost.It's a big city.
但是，你都找到了我啊 Well, you found me.
你都吐我嘴里啦，你什么毛病啊 You vomited in my mouth.What's wrong with you?
谁会这样做 Who does that?
你到底怎么回事 What's the matter, dawg?
你都吐我嘴里啦，你什么毛病啊 You vomited into my mouth.What's wrong with you?
别对我凶！！ Don't yell at me!
你竟然凶我。-别吐我嘴里啊 - You're yelling at me.- Don't vomit in my mouth!
我恨你，我恨你-天啊 - I hate you. I hate you.- Oh, god.
她没事，我---你为什么凶我 - She's fine. I'm--- why are you yelling at me?
对不起，别哭 I'm sorry. Don't cry.
琳娜 Lina?
我有一个问题 Emcee: I've got one question--
只有一个问题 one question only.
你准备好去排队了没？就是这里 Are you ready to party?This is it.
我们有很多的比赛者 We have a bunch of beautiful contestants
马上开始 right now, ready to go.
开始 Here we go.
欢迎第四号参赛者 Give it up for contestant number four.
第四号参赛者，哇 Contestant number four.Whoa.
哦，她跳舞真棒，真棒 Oh, she can dance. She can dance.
看着她，她真美 Look at her go.She's amazing.
或许没那么美了 Maybe not.
我要清理一下 I'm going to need a cleaning deposit.
她在节日中 She's at the fiesta.
20?
哦，来啊，我还要 - Oh, come--- I need more.
好，好 Okay. Okay, chuy.
别怂啊，哥们 Drunk pussy not pussy, man.
最后一个来自巴雅尔塔的参赛者 And our final contestant from puerto vallarta, Mexico,
第五号-耶 - number five!- Yeah!
在壶里弄些水。你们看 Get those jugs some water. Oh, check it out.
哦，我想比赛的赢家已经出现了 Oh! I think we're going to have a winner here,
女士们先生们 ladies and gentlemen.
都听不到你们的欢呼 I can't hear you.
湿身大赛的赢家 The winner of the wet t-shirt contest
就是五号选手 at spring break is number five!
让我听到你们欢呼 Let me hear youmake some noise!
你需要来颗薄荷糖吗？ You want a breath mint?
好的，谢谢 Yeah. Thanks.
你女朋友还好吗？ Your girlfriend all right?
她看上去嘴得不轻 She seemed pretty drunk.
她不是我女朋友 She's not my girlfriend.
我喜欢保罗 I love Paul oakenfold.
但是爱情不适合我 "Maybe love is not for me.
可能我不会做那些爱人的梦 Maybe lovers dream things that I don't dream."
这首歌真棒 It's a great song.
"Harder they came,harder they fall."
对不对？-那是什么歌？ - Got that right.- What's that?
没事，不重要 You know what?It doesn't matter.
每件事都重要 Everything matters.
我叫罗根-我叫佳比 - I'm Logan.- I'm Gaby
还想给我买一杯吗？ still want to get me a drink?
当然 Yeah.
你从哪里来？ So, where you from?
本地的-真的？ - From here. - Really?
你英语说的真好 Your English is really good.
我男朋友教我的 My boyfriend taught me.
哦，不错，不错 Oh, cool. Cool.
开玩笑的，我没有男朋友 I'm joking.I don't have a boyfriend.
还很早，不是吗？ It's still early, no?
很好，这首歌不错，真不错 Nice.This is a great track.It's really good.
你很懂音乐啊，你是DJ还是什么？ You're really into music.You a dj or what?
我是，只有在家里的时候是 I am...Inside my own room.
在外面，就不是了 Outside, not so much.
我认识这里的DJ,你去试一下 Well, I know the dj here.Go try it.
不，不，谢谢-为什么不呢？ - No. No, thank you.- Why not?
我想听听你你有多厉害 I want to hear what you can do.
我做过一首混音 I do have this one mix.
在哪？-我的口袋的U盘里 - Where? - In a USB in my pocket,
但是没做完-我看看 - but it's not finished.- Let me see it.
不，说真，还没做完的 No, seriously.It's not finished.
I have more work to do on it.
你害怕什么呢，给我吧 Why are you so scared?Give it to me.
拜托 Come on.
好的，DJ飞腾，别走开 Okay, dj phantom,don't move.
你真的不需要- You really don't have to--
哥们，这是莫纳 dude, this is Mona.
我要让她成为明星 I'm going to make her a star!
哦，耶 Whoo! Yeah!
嗨，莫纳-我要去躺厕所 - Hi, Mona.-I go to the bathroom.
好的-她要去洗手间 - Okay. - She's gonna go to the ladies' room!
那是什么-我怎么跟你说的，哥们 - What is that?- What did I tell you, buddy?
天堂！琳娜去哪了？ Paradise!Where's Lina?
她只能回酒店了 She had to go back to the hotel.
我们下次再去见她，一切都好 We're going to meet up later.It's all good.
跟我说说莫纳，她是谁？ Tell me about Mona, dude.Who is that?
她赢了湿身比赛 She won the wet t-shirt contest.
我为你骄傲-我一直在摸她 - I'm proud of you.- I've been fingering her
在舞池里整整一晚上 on the dance floorall night.
哇-是的 - Wow.- Yeah!
我还摸了她菊花 It's when you finger a butthole.
你要闻一下不？-不，什么 - You wanna smell?- No. What?
你太他妈恶心了，大哥 You are fucking gross, dude.
我知道，但是也很酷啊 I know.It's so awesome.
你不是认真的，对吧？ You're not serious though, right?
不，我超认真 No, I'm dead serious.
你都搞了屎在你手上 Now you've got a little poo on your lip.
不，泡泡让手很干净，没事的 No, the foam kept it clean.It's fine.
别说了，佳比 Shut up. Gaby!
这是我朋友布莱克 This is my friend Blake.
布莱克，这是佳比 Blake, this is Gaby.
嗨，佳比 Hi, Gaby.
见到你非常高兴 It's very nice to meet you.
我也是 Nice to meet you, too.
那是什么 Blake: What is that?
庆祝你第一次登台 To celebrate your club debut.
DJ会播放你的那首混音 The dj is going to play your mix.
好-什么？ - Okay, fuego! - What?
哦，耶 Whoo! Yeah!
你们准备好了？-准备好了 - You both ready?- Ready.
是吗？-真的我喜欢她 - Yes?- Ready. I like her!
一杯给你，一杯给你 One for you,and one for you.
干杯，为了DJ飞腾 And, cheers, dj phantom.
敬DJ飞腾-DJ飞腾 - To dj phantom.- Dj phantom.
哇哦，哦，那是什么 Whoa!Oh, what is that?
这是让你血液沸腾的秘密 It is a secret--to get your blood pumping.
哦，效果明显 Oh, it did.
现在，伙伴们 Emcee: And now, people,
我们有一首新混音 we have a new mix from a new dj--
DJ飞腾特别奉献 dj phantom.
那是我的朋友 Blake: That's my friend!
我认识他，他是我朋友 I know him!That's mi amigo.
哇-我喜欢这首歌 - Whoo!- I love this song.
我喜欢，来跟我一起跳舞 I love it.Dance with me.
哈哈 Ha ha!
耶，罗根，DJ飞腾 Yeah, Logan!Dj phantom!
哇哦 Whoo!
我不敢相信在放我的音乐 Logan: I can't believe they played my music.
音乐很棒，你也很棒 It's-- it's so cool.You're so great.
你真棒-谢谢 - You're wonderful.- Thank you so much.
好-不 - Okay.- No?
嘘-好 - Shh.- Okay.
我来了，我来了 I'm coming up.I'm coming up.
好的好的，等等 Okay. Okay. Wait.
放松（西班牙语） Tranquilo.
我不知道什么意思 I don't know what that means.
我意思是放松。-好，我放松 - It means, relax.- Okay. I'm gonna relax.
进来-很好 - Come on in. - Nice.
房间真不错-放松，好吗？ - This is a nice room. - Relax, okay?
好的-放松，可以的 - Okay.- Tranquilo. It's okay.
这是我的第一次 It's just this is my first time.
好的，嘘 Okay. Shh.
好的，放松现在 Okay. Relaxed now?
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm. Yeah.
啊，哦，哦-怎么啦？ - Ahh! Ow, ow, ow. - What?
我头发，头发 My hair, my hair, my hair.
等一下，我的头发，等一下 Hold on, my hair.Hold on. Wait.
好的，好的 Okay. Okay.
罗根？罗根？ Logan? Logan?
Viva la Mexico.
很好 Nice.
啊？ Huh?
什么鬼？ What?
你去哪啊，亲爱的? Where are you going,lover boy?
天啊 Jesus.
我的神啊，这么大 Oh, my god! It's huge.
我要走了，我会给你打电话 I gotta go.I'll call you.
在我做完治疗之后 Right after i get some therapy.
早安 Good morning.
对不起，我一定是睡着了 Sorry, I must have fallen asleep.
我，，我们在哪？ I-- where are we?
旅馆，你不记得了？ A motel.You don't remember?
不，我记得 No, I do.
是的，昨天来了旅馆 Yeah, the motel last night.
昨晚，真是太不可思议了 Last night,it was incredible.
因为你的混音，DJ飞腾 So was your mix,dj phantom.
真的？你喜欢？ Really? You liked it?
恩恩 Mm-hmm.
那我们能一起去吃早餐么？ So, can we go get breakfast?
我们？ We?
不能，我们啥也不能干 No, we--we're not doing anything.
我要走了 I have to go.
你欠我300美刀 And you owe me $300.
你跟我开玩笑的，是吗？ You're messing with me,right?
不，不开玩笑 No. No joke.
现在，我要走了，你能现在给我吗？ Now, I need to get going,so can we do this please?
那么，昨晚只是-- So, last night,it was just--
什么，你不是很享受吗？ what, you didn't like it?
是的，我享受，确实很棒 No, I did.It was great.
很好，那么你应该不介意给我钱 Good. Then you won't mind paying me.
好吧 Yeah.
早了，我没带钱-如果你不给我钱 - Shit. I don't have it.- If you don't pay me,
我就会有大麻烦，明白吗？ I get in very big trouble, okay?
我会给你钱的，我保证，只是 I'm going to pay you,i swear. Just--
你最好别骗我 you better not belying to me.
我会回来的，好吗？等在这里 I'll be back, okay?Just wait here.
有没有对你很好啊？ Blake:Was it good for you,you know?
她摸了你的蛋蛋没有？ She tickle your balls a little bit?
她让你痒了没？ She give you a little tickle?
一点点有没有？ A little pickle tickle?
你能不能赶紧取钱？ Can you just get the money, dude?
给你，兄弟 This is it, man.
在这之后，我们只剩200了 After this, we are down to our 200.
我还是不相信她是在敲诈我 I still can't believe she's charging me.
不管怎么说，你还得给钱给妞 One way or the other,you always gotta pay for the pussy.
你的怎么样-太爽了 - So, how was it?- It was amazing.
她太棒了 She was amazing.
不，我需要细节 No, I want details.
300美刀，有给你口没？ For $300, did you get some oral first?
或者让你爆菊？ Perhaps some anal?
你有爆莫纳的菊花？ Did Mona include anal?
事实是，是的 As a matter of fact, yes,
但是这是我和莫纳，好吗 but that's between me and Mona, okay?
我又不要给他钱，你跟佳比发生什么了 I didn't have to pay her.What happened with Gaby?
我不记得了-兄弟，说真的 - I don't remember.- Dude, seriously.
我想知道细节，不然把钱还给我 I want details or give me my money back.
真的，哥们，我不记得了 Seriously, dude,i don't remember.
闭嘴，妈妈，巡游怎么样？ Shut the fuck up.Hey, mom. How's the cruise?
很有意思 Janis: It's interesting.
从来没经历过裸体巡游，年轻人 Never been on a naked cruise before, young man!
裸体巡游？ Naked cruise?
是啊，屁股，鸡鸡，还有咪咪到处都是 Yes, butts, penises, and boobs everywhere!
哦，天啊，妈妈，对不起 Oh, my god.Mom, I'm so sorry.
我完全不知道，布莱克订的票 I had no idea.Blake booked the tickets.
简，你要涂防晒液 Jan, you gotta use sunscreen, jan.
你的屁股都要晒伤了 You're going to burn your Booty!
布莱克也在家里？ Is Blake at the house?
没有，他不在家里，我们出来了 No, he's not at the house,because we're out.
嘿，你和我爸没有光着吧？ Hey, you and dad aren't naked, are you?
暂时还没有-他们光着了 - Not yet.- They're naked.
你爸希望你照看好他的手表 Your dad wants to make sure you got the watch.
好好好，我拿到了 Yeah, yeah, yeah.I got it right--
男人什么时候挂阴毛的？ when did men start shaving their penises?
手表在我这里-你们在干嘛？ - I got it right here.- Are you doing that?
嗯，不要担心我们 Um, so don't worry about that or anything.
享受你们的裸体时光，我要挂了 Enjoy your naked time.I gotta go.
罗根？-罗根 - Logan? - Logan.
- Fuck! Fuck! Fucking fuck! - Logan? Honey?
罗根？-佳比，嘿 - Blake: Logan? - Logan: Gaby, hey!
对不起等了这么久，我拿到你的钱了 Sorry I took so long.I got your money.
佳比，佳比，不 Gaby. Gaby, no.
佳比，糟了 Gaby. Shit.
糟了，糟了 Shit! Shit! Fuck!
草泥马 Fucking god damn it.
不-罗根，怎么啦 - No.- Logan, what is happening?
兄弟，她不在这里，她走了，糟了 Dude, she's not here.She's not here. Shit!
很好啊，我们还省了300块 Well, sweet.We just saved $300.
但是她也带走了我的手表 No, and neither is the watch!
什么，手表咋啦？ What? What happened to the watch, Logan?
你什么意思？手表在哪？？ What do you mean?Where's the watch?
惨了，惨了 Shit! Shit!
手表怎么了。 What happened to the watch?
大哥，被她拿走了 Dude, she took it.
我们会找到她的 We gotta find her.
好吧，那么我们怎么才能找到她 Well, how the hell are we going to do that?
我不知道 I don't fucking know.
我都不记得昨晚的事情了 I can't even remember last night.
我们会找到她的，艹 We've got to find her.Fuck!
为什么你要我戴着那个东西 Why the fuck did you make me wear that thing?
我又没强迫你，你戴着很好看啊 I didn't make you.You looked good with it.
为什么你要弄丢它呢 Why did you lose it?
谢天谢地，骑兵过来了 Thank god, here comes the cavalry.
初一，他能救我们 Chuy, man, he can save us.
初一，你这个帅气的墨西哥小个子 Chuy, you're a beautiful little Mexican man.
嘿-我爱你 - Hey!- I love you.
我们找昨晚认识的一个姑娘 We're looking for the girl from last night.
她偷了他的劳力士 She stole his rolex.His rolex.
她偷走了我的手表-真的？ - She stole my watch.- Really?
我需要那块手表-好吧，是谁偷的？ - I need that watch.- Okay, who?
她-她名字叫佳比 - Her.- Her name's Gaby.
美女啊-是啊，很漂亮 - Beautiful girl, yeah.- She's pretty.
她还是个小偷-我会找到她 - She's also a thief.-I find her.
什么？-我能找到她 - What?- I find her.
真的？-当然，初一认识每一个人 - Really?-Yeah! Chuy knows everyone!
看到没，我就跟你说过-耶，你是对的，谢谢你，初一 - See? I told you.- Yeah, you were right.Thank you, chuy.
但是我需要现金作为回报 But I'll need cash for expenses.
多少？-50刀，可以吗？ - How much?- $50, okay?
50刀?-是的 - 50?- Yeah.
不 No.
太贵了，初一，初一，太贵了 No, chuy. Chuy, no.
- 20. 20.- Okay, 20...
还要你的衣服 And your shirt.
你确定她在这里？ Logan: Are you sure she's in here?
是的，但过程有些艰难 Chuy: Yeah, but it will be tricky.
这家店的老板是个傻逼 The guy who owns this place is a pendejo.
这是一家所谓的脱衣舞俱乐部 This is what I call a strip club!
集中注意，我们到这里来找手表的 Focus.We're here for the watch.
我注意集中了，如此的集中 I'm focused.I'm so focused.
嘿，表亲，进来。 Hey, my cousin.Come on. El guapo!
他会照顾好我们，快来 He will take care of us.Come on.
我表亲-嗨 - My cousin.- Hi.
这些是我来自美国的表亲 These are my cousins from the uniteds.
请坐，欢迎，请坐 Sit down. Please, please.Welcome. Sit.
她在这里？她来了？好吧 She's here?She's coming? Okay.
嘿，等下，等下 - Hey.- Wait, wait.
放松，放松 Easy, easy.
侍者会带她过来 El guapo will bring her.
想个办法 Stick to the plan.
让我们去那边，好的 Let's move over there.Okay.
我手表在哪 Where's my watch?
我等了你一个多小时 I waited for over an hour.
我带了你的300块，这里 I got your 300,so there.
我的手表呢？-不在我这里了 - Where's my watch?- I don't have it anymore.
什么？那去哪了？ What? Why not?Where is it?
你赶紧走 You need to go.
不，我不会走知道拿到我的手表 No, not until i get my watch.
我认为你必须走-佳比，不 - I think you need to go. - Gaby, no.
我认真的-你嘚离开这里 - Seriously--- you need to go now.
求你了-嘿，嘿 - Please.- Hey, hey, hey.
手拿开，，，不能碰 Hands off...The merchandise.
这里发生什么了 So what happened here?
她偷了我的手表 She stole my watch.
抓住他，抓住他 Get him. Get him.
立刻把他们带到后面来 All of them in the back right now!
我不需要去后面 I don't need to go to the back.
我只要我的手表-闭嘴 - I just need my watch. - Shut up!
好不，我在走 Okay, man. I'm walking.
艹，兄弟，这下糟糕了 Blake: Fuck, dude, this is so fucked up.
他们会杀掉我们吗？ Are they going to kill us, man?
我看过新闻上有发生过 I've seen this shit on the news.
我不知道，兄弟 Logan: I don't know, man.
现在，到底什么个情况？ Now, what's all this about?
一块手表？-她拿了我的劳力士 - A watch?- She stole my rolex.
银色表带，黑色表面 Its silver with a black face.
是我们家的传家宝 - It's a part of my family.
好的，拿走它 It's okay.Take it away.
那是我的手表，天啊，那是我的手表 That's my watch.Jesus, that's my watch.
好的 Okay.
这个？ This?
是的，那是我的手表 Yeah, that.That's my watch.
你把手表给他了？ Did you give it to him?
你说我是小偷？ Are you calling me a thief?
不，先生，手表是 No, sir.The thing is,
属于我爸的，以前是属于我爷爷的 it belonged to my dad and his dad before that,
这块表对他来说非常重要 and it's really important to him...
对我也很重要 And to me.
我认识你吗？ Do I know you?
今天你很幸运 You're lucky today,
我会把手表给你 because I'm going to give you this watch.
太好了，谢谢，非常感谢 Yes. Yes, thank you,thank you.
说真，非常感谢， Thank you so much,seriously.
只要你5000美刀 For only $5,000.
什么？不，不 What? No, no.
我没有5000美刀 I don't have $5,000.
拜托，我的朋友，我这给了你一个非常实惠的价格了 Come on, my friend. I'm giving you a real deal.
这块表值两个这个价格还不止 It has to be worth twice than that...
恐慌 "Panic."
我不喜欢你的朋友 I don't like your friend.
好的，好的 Okay, okay!
好的，给你一个时间期限 Okay, so this is a limited time offer.
24小时，没有现金，没有手表 24 hours.No cash, no watch.
5000美刀24小时内-是的 - $5,000 in 24 hours.- Yes.
我们他妈的怎么办啊。。。 How the fuck are we going to...
难道你希望24000块5个小时？ You prefer $24,000 in 5 hours?
不不， 5000块24小时，听起来，不错的 No, no, 5,000, 24 hours. Sounds-- that's awesome.
很好，24小时再见 - Good.- I'll see you in 24 hours.
今晚你不用工作了，滚出去 No more work for you tonight.Get the fuck out.
滚出去 Get out!
就像一部操蛋的b级电影 Fucking b-rate movie pimp wanna-be.
我们去找警察吧-不能找警察 - We gotta go to the cops.- No cops.
他有许多警察朋友 He has many friends in the cops.
太好了 Great.
我们得把手表弄回来，大哥 I gotta get that watch back, dude.
没有手表，我不能回家 I can't go home without it.
等我把视频卖给网站，我可以给肯特买个新的 When I sell the blakejob,we'll buy Kent a new one.
你认为也能买回他对我的信任？ Think I can buy his trust back, too?
嘿，哦 Chuy: Hey! Oh.
你怎么在这里，佳比？ Logan: Why are you here, Gaby?
过来拿走我剩下的财产？ Come here for the rest of my belongings?
你要我的鞋子？裤子？ You want my shoes?My jeans?
你要我的衣服？我还有很多东西在酒店 You want my shirt?I've got more stuff at the hotel.
我真的非常非常抱歉 Gaby: Listen, I'm really, really sorry.
我别无选择-你当然有 - I had no choice.- Sure you did.
你选择了抢劫我 You chose to rob me.
我只是想拿着做为担保 I was just keeping it for collateral,
但是多利安看到了就拿走了 but then Dorian saw it and he took it.
我真的真的很抱歉，好吗？ I'm really, really sorry, okay?
我会做任何事情帮助你拿回来的 I'll do anything to help you get it back.
这个人到底是个什么人？ Who the hell is this guy,anyways?
他的真名叫伊格尔 His real name is Igor kaganovich,
但是所有人都叫他多利安 but everyone calls him Dorian.
恨那个傻逼 Hate that pendejo.
那个俄国人在这里没有很大势力 That fucking Russian doesn't run this town,
初一会帮助你们 so chuy help you.
我们就像兄弟一样一起上 We do this together like brothers.
不收钱，一起上 No charge. Together.
好不好，表亲？ Okay? Okay, cousin?
太好了，初一 Fuck yeah, chuy.
那么我们怎样赚5K在24小时内 So how do we make five grand in 24 hours?
我知道一个办法，而且只需要20分钟 I know a way you could get it in 20 minutes,
但是或许会冒法你们美国人 but it may offend your delicate American ways.
冒犯？兄弟，算我一个 Blake: Delicate? Bro, I'm in!
什么鬼啊 What the fuck?
我不能看这个，这太残忍了 I can't watch this, man.This is brutal.
我知道，胸袭 I know, dude,
但是是我们最后的机会把手表拿回来了 but it's our last chance to get the watch back.
要么是你要么是它们被宅 It's either them or you
我们没有赢一次啊 fuck.We haven't won once.
别着急 Don't worry.
你连续押同一个颜色5次 You bet the same color five times in a row,
下一次，保证会赢 next one--guaranteed winner!
全压红色 Put it all on red. Rojo.
这个真完蛋了 This is fucked up.
别害怕 Logan: Don't be scared.
你会没事的 You're going to be all right.
是的 Yeah.
都会好起来的 Everything's going to be all right.
我们全压绿色 We're putting it all on green.
什么，你疯了吗？ What? You crazy?
不，不，不，全压红色 No, no, no, no.Put it all on red.
哥们，初一是对的 Dude, chuy's right, bro.
绿色的赔率是20比1 Green is 20-1.
红的是2比1 2-1 odds on red.
你不会赢很多，但这只是一个开始 You won't win a lot,but it's a start.
不，我要压绿色 No. We're going with greenie.
你确定？-去押吧，初一 - Are you sure? - Do it, chuy.
好吧 Okay.
嘿，加铀，加油 Hey! Come on, come on!
上啊，绿鸡-加铀，绿鸡，加油 - Get him, greenie!- Come on, greenie! Come on!
加铀 Come on!
哥们 Blake: Dude.
拜托，他根本--- Come on, he's not even--
操蛋 fuck this.
他要去哪？ Where is he going?
对不起，对不起 Excuse me,excuse me, excuse me.
嘿，快醒来，醒来，加油 Hey, wake up, man.Wake up. No, come on.
醒来啊，这个鸡需要你做些什么啊 Wake up.This bird needs you.Do something.
拜托，大哥 - Come on, man, seriously.
我需要这个 I need this.
加油，加油，，，， Come on, come on.Come on, come on.
过来，初一，暂停，暂停 Come on, chuy! Time out! Time out!
暂停，拜托 Time out, time out!Come on, come on.
我们怎么做-加油 - What do we do?- Come on, come on.
嘿，拿着瓶子 Hey, take the bottle!Take the bottle!
喝一口，喝一口 Drink. Drink!
吐出来，耶 - Spit! Yeah!
耶，上啊，绿鸡 Yeah, come on, green!
耶 Yeah!
哦，耶 Whoo! Yeah!
加油，哇 Come on! Whoo!
哥们，你是个公鸡语者 Dude, you're the cock whisperer!
加拉斯 Gracias! Gracias!
去把车发动 Go get the cab running.
两分钟后我过来 I'll be there in two minutes.
快走吧-什么，怎么啦 - Get it ready to go.- What? Why?
没事，快走 It's all good.Go get it running.
我喜欢你，公鸡语者 I love you,cock whisperer!
快-让我们离开这里 - Come on.- Let's get out of here.
快点，快点 Come on, come on.Come on, come on.
哦，草泥马 Oh, shit! Fuck you!
草泥马，草泥马 Fuck you! Fuck you!
我们走，我们走，快开车，初一 Let's go, let's go!Drive, chuy! Drive!
罗根，你做什么了 Blake: Logan, what did you do?
哦，糟了 Logan: Oh, shit!
你刚才干什么了？兄弟 What the fuck were you doing, dude?
我得做正确的事情 I had to do the right thing.
朋友们，DJ飞腾 Radio announcer: ...Mi compadre, dj phantom.
他刚才说了，是不是？ - Did he just say--- is it?
这是你的那首混音 - - It's your mix.
他们在播放你的混音-怎么会 - They're playing your mix. - How?
不知道，或许把你的音乐留在了那个酒吧 I don't know, maybe you left your music at the club.
我朋友负责这个电台节目 My friend hosts this radio show.
太棒了，哥们-是的，确实很棒 - That's awesome, dude!- Yeah, yeah, it is.
你需要考虑将网站 You should consider the blakejob
作为你的代表作 for all your representation.
事实上，我认为我能为你做点什么 In fact, I think I could do something for you.
我能把你拉进来-我们得通知多利安 - I can pull you in-- - we need to call Dorian.
把我的手表拿回来 Get my watch back.
你好-是我 - Hello.- Logan: It's panic.
我拿到钱了，全部的 I've got the money.All of it.
我需要把我手表拿回来 I want my watch back tonight.
别急，小牛仔 Slow down, cowboy.
明天中午在米塔海滩等我 Meet me tomorrow at punta de mita beach club at noon,
别迟到了 and don't be late.
米塔沙滩俱乐部，明天中午 Punta de mita beach club.Tomorrow at noon.
现在我感觉好多了 Now I feel much better.
喷雾，迪米利特 Spray, Dimitri!
我们到了-哦，好的 - We have arrived!- Oh! Okay.
每次，每次 Every time.Every time.
我要去下洗手间 Gaby: I have to go to the bathroom.
等下泳池见-好的 - Meet you by the pool?- Okay.
是啊，我好累啊， Yeah, uh,I'm pretty tired, so...
另外一个士兵也在小妞的力量下沦陷了 And another soldier falls to the power of the pussy.
别说了，什么都没发生 Stop. Nothing's going to happen.
等下，你认为可能吗？说真 Wait, do you think it might?Seriously?
你是你的问题 That's your problem.
你太严肃了 You're too serious.
初一，带我看风景 Chuy, show me the sights, man.
我们拿到钱了-布莱克，只有一小部分 - We've got some money.- Blake, only a little bit.
别全部花完了，只能花一点点 Don't spend all that money.Only a little bit.
只花一点点 Only a little.
嘿，罗根 Hey. Logan.
嗯，关于昨晚 Um, about last night--
真的对不起 I'm really sorry.
你都醉了，没什么 You were drunk.It's nothing.
不，有什么 No, it's not.
你之一都很关注我 You've always been really nice to me,
我非常感谢 and I appreciate that.
那么，让我知道我能如何补偿你 So, let me know how I can make it up to you.
我不知道，请我喝杯酒？ I don't know.Buy me a drink?
好的，现在不行，我实际上在等阿什利 Well, I can't now.I'm actually meeting Ashley.
当然，当然 Of course, of course.
是的，没关系 Lina: Yeah, all right.
那明天晚上行不？ How about a drink tomorrow night, then?
我很喜欢你，罗根 I really like you, Logan.
我认为你是一个棒小伙， I think you're a super great guy,
我必须对你坦诚 so I have to be honest with you.
我现在处于一个非常疯狂，狂野的阶段 I'm in my crazy,wild phase right now,
我只是想要体验各种生活，你知道？ and I just want to experience life, you know?
但是从你身上体验不到什么 And there's just nothing experienced about you.
我不是说不行 So, I'm not saying--I'm not saying no.
我只是说不是现在 I'm just saying not now.
来，来 Come on! Hola.
这是谁？-谁是谁？ - Who's this?- Who's who?
哦，琳娜，佳比-佳比，这是琳娜 Oh, Lina. Gaby--Gaby, this is Lina.
忘了告诉你了 Forget this skinny gringita,
我找了一个朋友跟我们一起3P because I found a friend for our threesome.
3P？-3P - Threesome?- Threesome?
她是咖啡色的皮肤 S? S?She's muy caliente.
那么，一起-好的 - So, come on.- Yeah.
嘿，罗根-什么？ - Hey, Logan.- Yeah?
斯纳酒吧，明晚上见？ Club strana tomorrow night?
拜托，拜托-好的 - Come on, come on. - Sure.
好的，很棒 Yeah, that'd be great.
好的，拜拜 Okay. Bye!
什么？ What?
看到没？ See?
现在她彻底看上你了 She's totally into you now.
我真不敢相信竟然这样有作用 I can't believe that worked.
你准备好我们的3P了没？ You ready for our threesome?
跟你开玩笑啦 I'm messing with you.
哦 Oh.
晚安，罗根 Goodnight, Logan.
等下，别走。-怎么了？ - Wait, don't go. - What?
害怕琳娜见我们没在一起？ Afraid Lina won't see us together?
我只是想跟你聊天 I just like talking to you.
我爸妈发了我在这里的话 Logan:My parents would kill me
会宰了我的 if they found outi was here.
我爸妈也会宰了我如果他们发现卧室个脱衣舞娘 Mine would kill me if they knew i was a stripper.
那么你怎么不让他们发现？ How do you keep them from finding out?
很简单，他们都不在了 Easy.They're both gone.
哦，对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
哦 Whoa.
什么 What?
你爸妈之间是怎样的？ What happened to your parents?
我爸是个外国来的游客，让我妈怀孕了 My dad was a gringo tourist who got my mom pregnant.
我爸是销售员，我妈是英语老师 He was a salesman.My mom was an English teacher.
我出生的时候，我爸就走了 By the time I was born,he was gone.
当我10岁的时候，我妈死了 Then when I was ten,my mom died,
我外公抚养我长大知道他病倒 so my grandpa took care of me until he got sick.
我不知道我拿什么给医院付钱 But I didn't know how to pay the hospital bills
多利安看到过我跳舞 and Dorian saw me dancing
他就给了我一个工作和一笔贷款 and offered me a loan and a job.
你是一个不可思议的舞者 You are an incredible dancer.
我想只需要做一件事情-跳舞 I thought that's all I'd be doing-- dancing.
但是客户并不满足 But then clients kept asking for more
多利安不允许我说不 and Dorian just doesn't take no for an answer.
我没有其他办法 I had no choice.
但另外一个大一点的女孩看我可怜 But then an older girl took pity on me
教了我一个技巧，叫做迷幻 and showed me a trick-- it's called rohypnol.
就是下药让客户睡觉 It's a pill that puts clients to sleep.
你给我下药了？等下，为什么 You roofied me.Wait, but why?
我从来没有试着要其他的 I never would have tried anything.
我现在才知道 I know that... now.
你必须得辞掉-我会的，会的 - You have to quit.- I will. I will.
我接了另外一个工作，在酒店 I took a second job at the hotel,
我准备回到学校 and I'm going to go back to school
我外公也会为我骄傲的 and make my grandpa proud of me.
但在这之前，我必须还清多利安的钱 But first I have to pay Dorian back
不然他会拥有我一辈子 or then he'll own me forever.
在夜店，你为什么会选择我？ At the club,why'd you choose me?
他们教我去找身上有值钱东西的人 They teach you to look for certain things.
比如说一块超级贵重的手表。 Logan:Like a super expensive watch.
是的 Gaby: S?
罗根，我的真名叫杰西卡 Logan, my real name is Jessica.
很高兴认识你，杰西卡 Nice to meet you, Jessica.
我也是 You, too.
这一直来说对我是一个很特别的地方 It was always a special place for me.
我从来没有带别人来过 I never brought anyone here.
快来，快来 Come on! Hurry up!
我来了 I'm coming!
细节，细节 Blake:Details. Details!
我什么都想知道，好吗？ I want to know everything, okay?
好的，你真的疯了 Okay. You're out of your fucking mind.
别这样 Come on!
你为什么不回答我啊，罗根 Why aren't you answering me, Logan?
我们去拿回手表，好吗 We're going to get the watch, all right?
嘿，快看，快看 - - Hey, look, look, look!
哦-快看啊 - Whoo!- Blake: Look, look, look!
看那些妹纸们 Look at all those girls!
是的，我跟你说过-哇哦 - Yeah, I told you!- Whoo!
耶 Yeah!
我以为这是一次商务会面 I thought this was a business meeting.
这是我们这里做生意的方式 Chuy: This is how we do business here.
那是我们要去的地方？ Is that where we're going?
初一-拜托 - Chuy!- Come on!
你是一个疯子-我们走 - You're a fucking madman.- Let's go.
谢谢，伙伴们，这是一个满是妹纸的天堂 Thanks, guys.It's pussy paradise!
嘿，伙计们，你们看上去渴了 Hey, guys.You look thirsty.
哇哦-好的 - Wow.- Okay.
你能告诉我们多利安在哪吗？ Can you tell us where Dorian is?
他在那边-好的，谢谢 - He's up there. - Great, thanks.
等会见你-哥们，快走 - Catch you later. - Dude, come on.
啥？哥们，她对我如此痴迷 What?Dude, she's so into me.
你们看到嘛?-是的 - You didn't see that? - Yeah.
她脸都红了-必须的，大哥 - She was flush in the face.- Sure, dude.
她应该都湿了 She was getting sweaty and shit.
哦，不，那是克里斯雷克 Oh! No, that's--that's Chris lake.
哥们-那是克里斯雷克 - Logan: Dude! - That's Chris lake!
啥？嗯-嘿 - What? Yeah!- Hey!
嘿，嘿 Hey, hey.
你跟我的狗在干嘛？ What are you doing with my dog?
它喜欢我啊。我们能交易了么？ He likes me. Can we do this?
开始吧 Let's go.
快点 Hurry.
哥们，什么.. Dude, what the--
哦，我的头 oh, my head.
哦，我需要去医院 Oh, I need a hospital.
为什么我们是裸着的？ Why are we naked?
大哥，你身上被画满了 Dude, there's makeup all over your body.
你身上被画满了 There's makeup all over your body.
到底发生什么了？你的手表呢？ What the fuck happened?Where's your watch?
这是5000美刀 Logan: Here it is. $5,000.
上酒来 Dorian: This calls for a drink!
让我们为了新的开始干杯 Let's toast.For a new beginning.
什么鬼啊？ Blake: What the fuck?
艹尼玛 Oh, fuck. Fuck.
我的的衣服去哪了 Where are our clothes?
我要吐了，我要吐了 I'm going to throw up.I'm going to throw up.
嘿 Blake: Hey!
哦，糟了-你还是赶紧把门关上吧 - Oh, shit.- I think you need to close the door.
在哪？-我拿到了，拿到了 - Where is it?- I got it. I got it.
哦，糟了，嗨？ Oh, fuck. Hello?
罗根-你这个混蛋 - Dorian: Panic!- You fucking asshole.
什么鬼新的开始 What happened to new beginnings
什么狗屁啊？-这就是新的开始，我的朋友 - and all that bullshit? - This is, my friend,
特意为你准备的新开始 the new beginning for you
准备好在监狱里墩上一段时间吧 of a very long jail sentence for you.
还有注意保管好小车，嘿嘿？ And take good care of the car, huh?
这是市长的车 It belongs to the mayor of puerto vallarta.
市长的车？-市长的车？ - The mayor's car?- The major's car?
真糟糕-这是市长的车？ - This is bad.- This is the mayor's car?
太早了，就是我们这个车 Very bad!This is the car!
还有最好的消息是 Dorian: Here comes the best part.
这辆车刚刚被报失窃 The car has just been reported as stolen!
失窃？糟了，我们在赃车里 Stolen? Shit.We're in a stolen car.
要是，我们得找到钥匙 Keys.We gotta find the keys.
别找钥匙了，挪开点，朋友 Fuck the keys!Move over, guerito!
挪开点 - Move over!- Que pasa!
我们搅鸡了，我们搅鸡了 Our dicks are touching!Our dicks are touching!
快离开这里 Get out of here!
初一，快开车 Chuy, drive.
初一，开车啊，不然我们得进监狱了 Chuy, drive. Chuy, drive. We're going to jail!
会进监狱的，开车 We're going to jail!Drive!
糟糕 Holy shit!
骑警过来了 Motorcycles in action
在国际化的大市场 are huge in international markets!
在墨西哥的监狱被爆菊是啥感觉？ How about getting ass-raped in Mexican prison?
哦，糟糕 Oh, shit!
糟糕-糟糕 - Oh, shit.- Shit!
艹 Logan: Fuck.
糟糕-抓稳了 - Holy shit! - Hold on!
天啊-我们甩掉了一个 - Blake: Oh, my god! - We lost one. We lost one.
我们后面还跟着摩托车 We have a motorcycle on our ass.
初一，别现在掉链子啊 Chuy, not now!
快开快开 Drive, drive, drive, drive!
快开，走 Drive! Go! Shit!
啊-注意看 - Aah!- Logan: Watch it!
甩掉他们，初一！-我不想去监狱 Lose them, chuy!I don't want to go to jail!
这是人行道！ This is not a street!
走错路了，初一 Wrong way! Wrong way, chuy!
哇哦，太帅了 Blake:Whoo! This is awesome!
哦，糟糕 Logan: Oh, shit!
没路可走了，注意，注意 There's no way out!Watch it, watch it!
哦，糟糕 Oh, shit!
别往那边开，那边有人啊，初一 No, we can't drive there. There's people, chuy.
就是这样-遮住你的脸 - I think that's it!- Cover your faces!
遮住你的脸 Cover your faces! Cover!
我爱你，如果我们不能逃过这一劫 Logan, I love you,if we don't survive this!
太帅了-天啊 - That was amazing!- Logan: Oh, my god!
初一，你真是一位大师级人物 Blake: Chuy, you're the master!
他们还在后面 Logan:They're behind us.
干什么，你不要吓我啊 What?You're freaking me out, man!
你在干什么啊-我在忏悔对我的罪过，万一狗带了 - What are you doing?- Confessing my sins in case we die.
忏悔？-狗带？ - Confess?- Die?
啊？ Aah!
好吧，额，我跟一个人妖睡过 Okay. Uh, I think i slept with a she-male.
她有鸡鸡，绝对的大鸡鸡 She had a penis!A really big penis.
比我的还大 Bigger than mine.
我都还没跟佳比睡过啊 I didn't even sleep with Gaby.
她给我下药，我还是个处男啊 She roofied me.I'm still a virgin!
什么？-别让我死 - What?- Don't kill me!
处男？我跟一个男的睡了 A virgin?I slept with a dude!
妈啊 Puto madre.
初一，前面有张门啊 Chuy, there's a gate!
哦，糟糕 Oh, shit!
初一，他就在我们后面 Chuy, he's right behind us.
狗日的 Motherfucker!
看路，看路 Blake:Watch out! Watch out!
耶 All: Yeah!
我觉得甩掉他们了-没有警察了 - Logan: I think we lost them!- Blake: No cops!
停车，停车 Stop!Stop, stop, stop, stop!
我们要进监狱了 Logan:We're going to jail.
哦，天啊-我们要去坐牢了 - Oh, my god.- We're going to jail.
想都别想 Never.
糟了，初一 Logan:Shit, chuy!
别，初一，我们去哪啊？ No, chuy!Where are we going?
等等，等等，等等 Wait, wait, wait.Wait, wait, wait.
好的 Okay.
哇哦，草泥马 Whoo! Fuck you!
牛逼啊，大哥，哇哦 Epic, bro! Whoo!
是的，牛逼，除了我们没衣服之外 Yeah, epic,except we have no clothes,
还没钱，手表也没拿到 no money,and no fucking watch.
兄弟，至少我们不会去坐牢了 Dude, at leastwe're not in jail.
让我们继续这样保持下去 And let's keep it that way.
好-们走 - Yeah!- Let's go!
听着，我们回去之后 Look, when we get back,
我们找到多利安住哪 we'll find out where Dorian lives,
等到他睡着之后 and then wait until he's asleep
我们把手表偷回来 and we'll steal the watch back.
我是认真的，兄弟，为什么不？ I'm being serious, dude.Why not?
别，别帮忙了 Stop. Stop helping.
你要知道，要是你能一开始在琳娜面前男人一点 You know, none of this would have even happened
这一些都不会发生了 if you'd just manned up with Lina in the first place.
你说什么？ What?
如果我男人一点这都不会发生？ None of this would have happened if I manned up?
如果你不是个自私鬼的话 How about none of this would have happened
这一切会发生么？ if you weren'tsuch a selfish douchebag?
自私？ Selfish?
兄弟，我做的这一切 Dude, I did all of this
都是为了你跟琳娜能在一起 just so you could get with Lina.
不，你做的这一期都是为了你的网站 No, you did all of this for your fucking website, man.
你一直都在拍你的鬼视频 You've been shooting the whole fucking time.
这次出行？都是为了你的网站内容 This trip?Material for your website.
我爸的保时捷？ My dad's fucking Porsche?
也是为你的网站增加内容 Material for your fucking website, dude!
你才不会关心我 You don't give a shit about me.
你怎么可以这样说？ How can you say that?
因为你一直都在利用我 Because you fucking used me, man.
草泥马 Fuck you.
艹我，我只是想拿到手表 Fuck me, man? I just want to get the watch,
回到家里，我们绝交 get home, and we're done.
那就绝交吧 Then we're done.
嘿，小伙伴 Chuy: Hey! Boys!
咋啦？ What's up?
来啊，我们走 Come on, let's go.
拿着，这里，这里 Come on.Here. Here.
拜托，草泥马 Come on, man.Fuck it.
走吧，走吧 Vamanos! Vamanos!
我们应该是度假的，罗根 We're supposed to be on vacation, Logan!
美臀啊，罗根，白白胖胖的 Nice ass, Logan! It's chalky white!
我要去欣赏风景了 I'm going to enjoy the view.
我的鸡鸡变成棕色了 Get a nice tan on my dick.
发生什么了？ What happened?
一言难尽 Long story.
嗯 Blake: Hmph.
走，我进去告诉你 Come on,I'll tell you inside.
接着喝 Keep it flowing.
我们面对现实吧 Let's face it.
他一直在玩弄我们-是这样的 - He fucking outplayed us.- No, he didn't.
你想公平交易，多利安从来都不跟你公平对抗 You tried to play fair,but Dorian does not play fair.
我们不能再这样下去了 We have to stop fucking around
我也得升级一下战术 and take this to the next level.
是的 - S?
那我们该怎么做 How do we do that?
走啊，三米，走走 Come on, Sammy.Come on!
走起，三米 Come on, Sammy.
小心，三米 Careful, Sammy.
真乖，真乖，三米 Very good.Very good, Sammy.
乖狗狗，乖，真听话 Good dog.Good! Obedient.
乖三米，乖狗狗 Good, Sammy.Good dog.
啊？三米 What? Sammy!
三米，跑哪去了？ Sammy, where are you?
看到我的狗了嘛？一只小狗 Have you seen my dog?A little dog?
波士顿犬，一只小小的，丑丑的狗 Boston terrier?A small dog, very ugly?
好了，乖孩子 Logan:It's okay, boy.
妹纸的力量，百试不爽 Blake:The power of the pussy.It never fails.
是的，从不 Yeah, never.
得带她去我表亲那里 Gotta get the chiquita back to my cousin.
在俱乐部碰面，好吗？ See you there.At the club, yeah?
好，在那见 Come on. See you!
再见-等下，龟头 - See you!- Later, dickhead!
我们拿到狗狗了-好的 - We have the package.- Okay.
三米！ Sammy!
佳比，你想干嘛？我很忙 Gaby, what do you want now?I'm busy.
忙什么啊？丢了东西？ What's the matter?Lose something?
你这臭婊子 You fucking bitch.
你会付出后果的 You're going to pay for this.
如果你想再看到三米 If you want to see Sammy,
带上手表和现金去天空俱乐部 you bring the watch and the cash to sky club.
今晚上-臭婊子 - Tonight.- Fucking bitch.
嘿-嘿 - Hey.- Hey.
龟头哥 Dickhead.
自私鬼 Douchebag.
我们还好不？我需要你 Are we cool?Because I need you.
跟我一起 On three.
1-2 - One.- Both: Two.
3-对不起 - Both: Three.- I'm sorry.
艹，你需要我 Fuck you. You need me.
你真是个混蛋 You're such an asshole.
你真是个混蛋，拜托 You're such an asshole,come on.
好吧，原谅你了 All right, bring it in.Bring it in.
你能说对不起么？ Can you say sorry?
我喜欢你，兄弟，对不起 I love you, man.Sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
我真的喜欢你 Man, I love you so much.
我想你，这感觉真好 I missed you. This feels good.
你们的毛巾来了 Here are your towels.
不错-是的 - That's cool. - Oh, yeah.
我们和好了？-和好了 - We're cool. Right?- We're good.
我只要一条毛巾，不过这也可以 I just wanted the one, man,but that's cool.
玩得开心啊-你什么意思 - Have fun.- What do you mean?
我们不是找那种乐趣 We're not trying to have that kind of fun.
毛巾不是用来---他觉得我们是想搞基 The towels aren't--he thinks we're going to fuck.
我们是想搞基吗？ Aren't we going to have make-up sex?
狗狗 The dog!
先拿手表 First the watch.
What about the cash?
你回家了，乖孩子 You're going home now, boy.
很感谢-别这么快 - It was a pleasure.- Not so fast.
还有一件事，我的朋友 The thing, my friends,
我真的不想输 I really fucking hate to lose.
是的，我也觉得你会那样想 Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way.
初一---表亲们 - Chuy?- Cousins!
什么鬼 What?
这是发生什么了 What the fuck is going on here?
你这是想干嘛 What is this?
三米，三米，过来 Sammy!Sammy, come here!
去抓住它，快去 Go and get him! Go!
一群蠢货 Fucking pair of idiots.
好吧，或许 Okay, so maybe...
下次 Another time.
佳比，跟我走 Gaby, come with me.
你干啥呢 What are you doing?
你欠我的，对不 You owe me, right?
我会还给你的 And I will pay you,
以我的方式，不是你的 but my way, not yours.
哈，那你用什么方式啊？ Ha! And how are you fucking going to do it?
在酒店打钟点工？ By working double shifts in that fucking hotel
靠一个小时4美金的消费？ for $4.00 an hour plus tips?
你永远都赚不到足够的钱 You will never make enough money.
你永远都欠我的 You will be always in my debt.
永远 Forever.
她欠你多少钱？ How much does she owe you?
多少？ How much?
她欠我是钱你做梦都想不到有多少 She owes me more money than you can ever dream,
远远超出你的想象 than you can ever imagine, than you can ever--
$10,892.
还有利息，我的小可爱 Plus interest, my love.
好吧，我这里有五千 Well, we got $5,000 here,
还有差不多一千在这里 and it's close to another thousand right there.
可惜啊，我的朋友，还是不够啊 Too bad, my friend.It's not enough.
你很接近了，但是，等于没有一样 You're almost there,but yet, nothing.
过你的假期去吧 So enjoy your vacation...
一个人 Alone.
是的，一个人 Yes... alone.
我吧手表给你 I'll give you the watch.
不，不，你不能，你不能那样做 No, no, no. You can't.You can't.
大哥，我们都经历了这么多 Dude, after all we've been through?
等下，等下 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
这是怎么了 What's going on here?
你为什么要跟那个领带哥商量 Why are you talking,the guy with the fucking tie?
闭嘴 Shut up.
你自己说过，这块手表远远不止这个价格 You said it yourself,the watch is worth a lot more.
是-算你走运 - Yes.- And you're lucky,
因为我喜欢你的狗 because I like your dog,
所以我提出这个实惠的交易 so I'll cut you a deal.
我给你这块手表 I'll give you this watch
佳比的欠债一笔勾销---成交 - to clear Jessica's debt.- Deal done.
毕竟，你还是很幸运的 After all,you've been very lucky
我没有宰了你 that I didn't kill you.
你猜为什么？ You know why?
你爸会替我宰了你 Your daddy will do it for me.
再见，我的朋友 Hasta la vista, my friend.
托尼，我们走 Tony, let's go.
疯狂愚蠢的家伙 Crazy, stupid gringo.
你都干了啥？-我必须这么做 - What did you do?- What I had to.
初一？ Chuy?
谢谢你 Thank you, man.
为了这一切 For everything.
不，不 Nah, nah.
不 Nah.
谢谢-谢谢 - Thanks, man.- Thank you.
谢谢你 Thank you, god.
你真的是个牛逼的墨西哥人，初一 You are one bad-ass Mexican, chuy!
你也是个疯狂的家伙 And you are some crazy gueritos!
我们去趴体，你这个疯狂的墨西哥人 Let's go party,you crazy Mexicans!
好的 Chuy: Okay!
庆祝一下 Fiesta!
Vamanos, primos!
只是一块手表，好吗 It's just a watch, right?
好吗？-谢谢 - Right?- Thank you.
把你们手举起来 Emcee: Put your hands together!
让我听到你们的声音 Make some noise for Adrian Lux!
哦，糟糕 Oh, shit.
琳娜 Lina.
额，等我一下 Um, just give me a second.
嘿，我一直在找你呢 Hey! I've been looking for you.
嗯，那个，跟你说 Yeah, about that, listen.
你说的关于我的一切，都是真的 Everything you said about me,it's true.
我并不疯狂，也不狂野，我不值得你去体验 I'm not crazy.I'm not wild or experienced.
我恋爱了 I'm in love.
我知道了 I see.
如果你想找一个疯狂又狂野的。。。 But if you're looking for wild and crazy...
做朋友？ Friends?
做朋友 Friends.
在舞池里见 See you on the dance floor.
哇哦 Whoo!
都还好？-是的 - Everything okay?- Yeah.
巴雅尔塔，欢迎艾德里安 Puerto vallarta,give it up for Adrian Lux.
他今晚将让整场沸腾 He rocked the house tonight.
DJ飞腾也在这里 Dj phantom is in the house,
他将为大家带来他的牛逼的混音 and he's going to play his powerful mix
为你们特别奉献 just for you guys.
不，不，我做不到 No, no, I can't.
我听不到你们的声音，准备好了嘛 I can't hear you guys!Are you ready?
或许你 Maybe you,
罗根做不到 you Logan, can't,
但是，拿着 but-- hold on.
DJ飞腾可以的 Dj phantom can.
加油 Come.
艾德里安 Adrian Lux,
这是杰西卡和DJ飞腾 meet Jessica and dj phantom,
我的好朋友 good friends of mine.
祝你好运，兄弟-哇哦，罗根 - Good luck, man.- Whoo! Logan!
谢谢你，很棒的混音 Thank you. Great mix.
拿着-罗根 - Here.- Lina: Logan!
交给你了，伙计 It's all yours, man.
祝你好运-你就是摇滚明星 - Good luck.- You're a rock star! Whoo!
糟了，糟了，拜托 - Shit. Shit, come on. No.
罗根-不要现在掉链子，拜托 - Logan! - Not now, come on.
向我们展示你的厉害 Lina: Show us what you can do!
放松，你可以的 Relax, you can do this.
你可以的，没关系的 Man: Okay, you've got this. All right.
音乐放大声 Turn that shit up!
跳起来，布莱克，跳起来 Work it, Blake!Work it!
Caliente!
这是我一生中最棒的旅行 This had been the best trip of my life.
我不敢相信我今天就要走了 I can't believe I'm leaving today.
我得走了 I have to go.
杰西卡，干嘛？-我接受不了 - Jessica, what?- I can't do this.
杰西卡，嘿，嘿-这太伤感了 - Jessica, hey, hey, hey.- It's too painful.
怎么啦？怎么回事？ What's wrong?What happened?
我不知道那是什么意思，别走 I don't know what that means.Please don't go.
杰西卡，杰西卡，拜托 Jessica.Jessica, come on!
别走，求你了 No! Please!
杰西卡 Jessica!
那是什么意思 What does that mean?
这在巴雅尔塔是很常见的情节，朋友 It's a very common story in vallarta, amigos.
墨西哥女孩与外国游客 The Mexican girl who falls in love
陷入恋爱中 with the gringo tourist.
他们都会心碎 And then hearts are broken.
哦，痛啊， Ooh! Ouch, that hurt.
来，我帮你 Come on,I'll help you.
来，种马-我要举起你 - Come on, stud.- I'm gonna lift you.
额，哦，就像羽毛一样轻 Ugh. Ooh!Light as a feather.
就像 Like a--
谢谢，把他们拿过来 thank you.Bring them up here.
过来，谢谢 Come on up.Thank you.
嘿-嘿，罗格，这个门咋啦？ - Hey.- Hey, Logan.What's with the door?
我不知道啊，我觉得挺好的啊 I don't know.It was working fine for me.
我要去车库看看 I'm going to check the garage.
很高兴看你回来，爸爸 Nice to see you, too, dad.
嘿，这个裸体巡游的事情非常抱歉 Hey, so, sorry about the whole naked cruise.
感觉怎么样？-一开始很奇怪 - How was it?- It started out strange,
但是后来觉得还不错了 but it turned out to be okay.
是啊-你过得怎么样 - Yay. - So how about you?
你清单上的任务都完成了没？ - Did you--- did the whole list.
哦，宝贝，我就知道我们能信任你 Oh, see, honey,i knew we could trust you.
是 Yeah.
你有什么变化？ What's different?
你变帅了哦 You look handsome.
怎么了？ Everything okay?
哦，没什么 Oh, it's nothing.
只是屁股被晒伤了 Just a little sunburn on my ass.
罗根 Kent: Logan?
罗根 Logan!
啊，来了，来了 Yeah!Yeah, I'm coming!
哦，糟了 Oh, shit.
嘿，怎么了？ Hey, what's up?
嗯，罗根，车看上去很好 Well, Logan,the car looks good.
像镜子一样干净 Clean as a whistle.
嗯，没有碰过 Yeah, didn't touch it.
清单的任务也完成得不错 Did a good job on your to-do list.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
草坪也清理了，垃圾箱也弄干净了 Mowed the lawn,put garbage cans back.
看到你没有戴着我的手表 Noticed you're not wearing my watch.
你没有弄坏吧？ You didn't scratch it,did you?
没有，没有弄坏 No, I didn't scratch it.
告诉我你真的没有弄坏？ Tell me you didn't scratch my watch.
你真的没有弄坏？-谢天谢地 - I didn't scratch your watch.- Thank god.
我弄丢了-你弄丢了？ - I lost it.- You lost it?
你弄丢了我的劳力士？ You lost the rolex?
是的，我会经我所能的 Yes, and I'm going to do whatever I can
去补偿你的-你不是弄丢了我的劳力士 - to make it up to you. - You didn't lose a rolex.
你是弄丢了你爷爷的劳力士 You lost yourgrandfather's rolex.
是，我知道，我知道 Yeah, I know. I know.
我不能告诉你我心情有多糟 I can't tell you how bad it makes me feel.
但是我能告诉你我感觉我再也 I can tell you how bad it makes me feel--
不能相信你了 like I can't trust you.
你注定迷失在大学里 And you're supposed to be running off to college.
关于上大学 About college...
我想休息一年，去发展我的音乐 I'd like to take a year off,pursue my music.
去国外 Go abroad.
在你身上看到了我自己 See things for myself like you did.
我？ Me?
爸，妈跟我说你也休学一年 Dad, mom told me you took a year off
在上大学之前去了欧洲 before college to travel Europe.
她说如果不是去了欧洲她都遇不到你 She said she never would have met you if you hadn't.
那现在你会在哪 And then where would you be?
我又会在哪 Where would I be?
罗根，你没有弄丢你爷爷的手表 Logan, you didn't lose your grandfather's watch.
我没有？-没有 - I didn't?- No.
是我弄丢了你爷爷的劳力士 I lost your grandfather's rolex.
你弄丢的只是一个替代品 You lost the replacement.
哇 Wow.
我真不知道 I had no idea.
想不到吧？ Feels like shit,doesn't it?
想不到 Feels like shit.
对不起 I'm sorry.
对不起 And I'm sorry.
出国啊？ Year abroad, huh?
是的-她叫什么名字？ - Yeah.- What's her name?
谁的名字？ Who's name?
跟你恋爱的女孩 The girl you're in love with.
她叫什么名字？ What's her name?
杰西卡 Jessica.
是个辣妹？-非常火辣 - Is she hot?- Whew.
谢谢，墨西哥，谢谢，巴雅尔塔 Thank you, Mexico.Thank you, puerto vallarta.
接下来的是跟我合作过的DJ Now, coming up is a dj that I've been working with.
欢迎飞腾 - Please welcome phantom!
谢谢，哥们-不错，伙计 - Thank you, man.- Nice one, buddy.
谢谢-不客气，好运 - Thank you.- You're welcome. Good luck.
你在这里干什么？ What are you doing here?
我终于知道那句话的意思了 I finally found out what that means.
我们看布莱克想干嘛 Logan: Let's see what Blake is up to.
啊-天啊 - Aah!- Oh, my god.
什么鬼啊-看我的屁股 - Oh! What the fuck?- Look at that ass!
这是隐私部位啊 This is supposed to be private!
不是我干的，是你干的 - I don't do this to you. Yes, you do.
好的，我把你带回去 Okay, fine,but I'm going to get you back.
别听，你继续 Don't stop. You can continue.
这是狗屎-都还好？ - This is bullshit.- Everything okay?
布莱克是对的 Oh, Blake was right.
我们首先为你的阴部干杯 Your privates are the first thing to get toasted.
哦，不，妈，我是你的儿子 Oh, no, mom!I'm your son.
收起来，不 Put that--put that away, no.
这里发生什么了？ What happened here?
我手表去哪了？ Where--where is my watch?
什么？ What? What?
什么鬼啊？ What the fuck is this?
草泥马 Fuck! Fuck!
先生，我们在找加布拉 Sir, we're looking for Gabriella.
50美刀-这是一个误会 - $50.- There's been a mistake.
你不是我们要找的加布拉 You are not the Gabriella we're looking--
哦，是啊-哇哦 - oh, yeah!- Whoa!
谁在这里拍照？ Who takes photos here?
快跑 Run!
哦糟糕-把我的大麻还给我 - Oh, shit!- Bring me back some weed.
穿过国际边界？ Across international borders?
放在你的菊花里？ Stick it up your butt or something.
要么给钱要么玩你，婊子 Trick or treat, bitches!How sick is this?
我是机器人，我是舞者 I'm a robot.I'm a dance--
听下 - stop!
兄弟，你给我开玩笑？ Dude, are you kidding me?
快点，公主-我要做头发，大哥 - Logan: Hurry up, Princess!- I gotta do my hair, dude!
我觉得你已经准备好了-哦，你这个。。。 - I think you're ready!- Oh, you piece of--
哦，兄弟 Blake: Oh, dude!
你在我爸妈的房间打什么飞机啊？ What are you doing jerking off in my parent's bedroom?
你怎么走进来不敲门啊 Why are you walking in without knocking?
我妈减肥的影片？确定要这样？ My mom's fitness videos? Really?
大哥，把你的鸡鸡拿远点 Logan: Dude, get your dick away from me.
大哥，我认真的，停下 Dude, seriously, stop it!
你摸一下 Blake: Just fucking touch it!
你放屁了？ Logan: Did you just fart?
开什么玩笑，大哥？ Are you kidding me, dude?
1，2 One, two..
绝交？-是的，绝交 - We're done?- Yeah, we're done.
好吧 Okay.
娘炮 Pussy.
蠢蛋 Douchebag.
Viva la Mexico?
Aah!
再见，贱人 See you, bitch.